Who doesn’t love a good hat in a video game? Turnip Boy certainly does in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, and I’m here for it. Comparable to the joys of collecting hats and hanging out with Hat Mouse in Stardew Valley, Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion has an abundance of unique hats for players to unlock as a result of helping townsfolk or spending their hard-earned Blue Tickets.
So whether you want to be a cowboy turnip or cat ears are more your style, the choice is all yours as you run rampant across Veggieville and beyond. To help you fill out your Greenhouse’s metaphorical hat stand, here’s how to unlock all hats in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion.
How to unlock all hats in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
In the below table, we’ve detailed every single unlockable hat in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, and how you can unlock it.
| Hat: | How to unlock: |
|---|---|
| DLC Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Birthday Cake | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Knife Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Cupid’s Arrow Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Bunny Ears | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Cat Ears | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Turkey Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Elf Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Shredded Tax Papers Hat | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Valve | Interact with the Mailbox outside the Greenhouse. |
| Sunhat | Water Blueberry’s plant in Veggieville, give their letter to Strawberry, and talk to them again. |
| Crown | Give slayQueen32 a Tier 3 Sub. |
| Explorer Hat | Speak to Annie after defeating the Stag boss and acquiring the Green Goop. |
| Top Hat | Dig the graves as soon as you arrive in Grim Graveyard. |
| Hardhat | Speak to the construction worker Beet near the King Pig’s boss room in Bustling Barn, then collect wood from the Blueberry in the forest west of Layer Lane and take it to the construction worker Beet. |
| Scissors Hat (removes Turnip Boy’s ‘hair’) | Get the Blue Dye from the Bomb Bunker and give it to Edgar on Layer Lane. |
| Bird Hat | Speak to Tots after completing Grim Graveyard, and provided you spoke to everyone in Idle Icebox, he will give you a letter to deliver to his father there. His father then gives you a letter to return to Tots, and Tots will give you the Bird Hat in exchange. |
| Farmer Hat | After delivering the letter to Tots, return to Tots’ Father in Idle Icebox. |
| Fedora | After defeating Rotten Apple Cat, speak to Pickled Gang in Idle Icebox, then speak to the Carrot in the forest west of Layer Lane to get a Hammer. Give this to the Pickled Gang. |
On top of the above, more hats can be purchased from Monty at Sunset Station using Blue Tickets after completing Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. The hats available are as follows:
- Conductor Hat
- Cloudy Hat
- God Onion’s Hat
- Fez
- Mushrom Hat
- Halo Hat
- Witch Hat
- Umbra’s Mask
- Graffiti Hat
- Horns
- Nurse Hat
- Cowboy Hat
- Fastfood Hat
- Speedwagon’s Hat
- Minime Hat
For more on Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, take a look at our guide to all locations, characters and key items in the game, as well as all endings.